Harald Zieger
"mmm mmm mmm District 56"

I grew up in communist Germany and saw first hand the power of the government. The central government was eventually able to control citizens daily lives; beginning with nationalized industry and healthcare. At this rate The United States will be able to control our lives as well; Pelosi et al are well on their way thanks to the support of the progressive uber left and the lapdog liberals. I do not look forward to pressing 1 for English, 2 for Spanish, and 3 for Local Tongue.

I fear that we will be required to forfeit our guns and freedom of speech as various events are deemed crises. In fact, the 'White House Crashers' and Fort Hood Terrorist Attacks may empower the anti-capitalists and anti-libertarians to further erode our freedoms. The proposed Article X of the Constitution will authorize resident aliens like me to represent districts receiving more than a million dollars in stimulus funds. The administration, of course, supported this amendment in an effort to level the playing field for the underrepresented non-citizens in this country. They believe that by legalizing illegals and creating or saving 400 new congressional districts, they will be able to create a majority vote for the next elections; since I am conservative and well informed, it is my hope that I will be enough of a threat to them to keep this from passing - ironically I hope that I am disqualified for this seat so that our nation may continue to exist.